In The Beginning… Vampires Had Mommy Issues

Spoilers ahead. Season 5, Episode 7 of True Blood. The coup we all saw coming, Russell is back with a vengeance and our favorite vampyric Hardy Boys struggle to get to the bottom of who let Russell out of his cage. Fortunately for them they didn’t have to think too hard as Salome spilled the beans. Bill and Eric play possum for a while and just go with the flow, knowing they couldn’t escape Russell if they tried. Going with the flow takes a turn for the awesome when they join the Authority in a night on the town, getting … Continue reading In The Beginning… Vampires Had Mommy Issues

Let’s Boot and Rally… Unless You’re a Zombie Head

True Blood. Episode 5 Recap (AKA spoilers ahead). I knew, I knew, I knew that they wouldn’t leaving me hanging, and I’m so glad that they threw the curveball that they did. For those of you that have no clue what I’m talking about, examine Exhibit A. I’ve been harping on about Jesus’ missing body since it vanished, and hoped it wasn’t because they wrote him out of the show, when in fact they bring him back… to a degree. Sure, his only lines for the episode were “HHHMMM HMMM HMMM!” But this is the subplot I’m most interested in … Continue reading Let’s Boot and Rally… Unless You’re a Zombie Head