In The Beginning… Vampires Had Mommy Issues

Spoilers ahead. Season 5, Episode 7 of True Blood. The coup we all saw coming, Russell is back with a vengeance and our favorite vampyric Hardy Boys struggle to get to the bottom of who let Russell out of his cage. Fortunately for them they didn’t have to think too hard as Salome spilled the beans. Bill and Eric play possum for a while and just go with the flow, knowing they couldn’t escape Russell if they tried. Going with the flow takes a turn for the awesome when they join the Authority in a night on the town, getting … Continue reading In The Beginning… Vampires Had Mommy Issues

We’ll Meet Again… At a Fairy Swingers Party

Recap of True Blood Episode 4, Season 5. Spoilers ahead. Jason has been so wrapped up with Jessica that he’s kinda forgotten about everyone else, and it’s like Sookie dropped a spoiler bomb on him. But at least Jessica could save both his and Sookie’s ass by going all Glam on Andy. Having a vampire for a friend would be totally awesome. Though having fairies for friends would be pretty rad too, because they sure know how to throw an amazing party. Andy hooks back up with his fairy lover from a while back, but what about Holly? I can … Continue reading We’ll Meet Again… At a Fairy Swingers Party

Whatever I Am, You Made Me… Have Hooker Flashbacks

I was a very happy dork when True Blood opened on Tara experiencing her new vampire abilities, and the way the sky opened up was simply fantastic. Mad props, guys, mad props. Then when Tara was about to attack that girl, you could still hear the change in heartbeats, a detail which I missed the first time. I was kinda pissed that Tara decided she desperately needs a tan and hops in a booth at the “Curl Up and Fry” salon. So now the Hardy Boys–Bill and Eric–are tasked with bringing in Russell Edgington, but not without putting on some … Continue reading Whatever I Am, You Made Me… Have Hooker Flashbacks

Werewolves, Vampires, and Fairies, Oh my!

We last left our residents of Bon Temps in some pretty messed up situations, Tara’s life hanging in the balance, Bill and Eric covered in the blood of the rogue Authority agent, and with a pissed off 3,000 vampire king on the loose. Spoilers… I understand that Bill and Eric need to flee the country from the Authority and go into hiding, and I’m kind of hoping it turns into a buddy comedy adventure, because I can totally see that between them. “Dude, Where’s My Coffin?” is a spinoff that desperately needs to happen. But they get caught before I … Continue reading Werewolves, Vampires, and Fairies, Oh my!