Last Night I Watched E!’s “Married to Jonas”

Because I like to hurt myself.


Kevin Jonas (the least popular?–I’m being serious, I don’t know) and his child bride Danielle Jonas’ reality television show “Married to Jonas” is about as horrific as they come. He’s a little too eager and she’s a little touched too shy. That the execs at E! gave them a show is beyond me.


From the looks of the first episode, they live a fairly boring life save for some appearances. Although the rumor is that they got married just so they could have sex (Jonas’ family are devoutly religious and he famously wore a purity ring; BARF!), they don’t look like they could stand to do that to each other.  As far as I can tell, the only thing this show has going for it is Danielle’s predictably brash Italian-American family that lives close enough to appear in every episode and say/do something the Jonas’ feel is inappropriate. If you like watching paint dry, this is the show for you!


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